Woman jumped nine red lights because she was shi77ing, but still escaped the fine
06/08/2018
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Susan Blow, 36, of Bristol, went through the fastest ride of her life when she ran nine red lights on her way home because she heard the call of nature.
After eating in a japanese restaurant she got into her car and drove towards home. ‘Suddenly I felt like an explosion inside my guts. I needed to go to the loo as soon as possible so I sped up and I didn’t stop until I arrived home’ she said. On her way she committed several infractions, like jumping nine red lights. A police car chased her ver

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Title Woman jumped nine red lights because she was shi77ing, but still escaped the fine
Susan Blow, 36, of Bristol, went through the fastest ride of her life when she ran nine red lights on her way home because she heard the call of nature.
After eating in a japanese restaurant she got into her car and drove towards home. ‘Suddenly I felt like an explosion inside my guts. I needed to go to the loo as soon as possible so I sped up and I didn’t stop until I arrived home’ she said. On her way she committed several infractions, like jumping nine red lights. A police car chased her ver
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